Talking about the best of chests
Good evening! And good goood evening to you!! Anyway, I would like to slam one home once again. Actually, I've only experienced up to third base. Yes, you can call me el husbando virgino. Gustas? Si for yourself. Somehow. Someday.
You know DragonBall? You know Chichi? Yes, she's the one. The hottie that married Goku.
When both of them were small kids (actually teenagers), Goku kicked her in the croch, and somehow, she gets the idea that they need to get engaged. It's like "Wha..?" but hey, everything's cool. As a matter of course, they do get married when the two grow up to meet at the Tenka-Ichi Butou Tournament. Man, I'd like to kick a girl in the croch anyday if that's what's promised.
By the way, I do think today's talk on Chichi, or 'female breasts' in Japanese, could be a little more sensitive.
You know, I read this column at a Japanese news site, and it kind of pissed me off. It was written on the topic of the merits of being flat-chested—perhaps intended to make the typical Japanese girl feel a little better about having no breasts, but it kept on talking about how it could be non-feminine, non-sexy, non-attractive to be flat-chested, ending in a positive note in the wrongest way. It was pure non-sense, if you're asking me. So, it sort of irritated me, because I felt that the writer had to dig way deeper in the sexual category.
Now, lemme tell ya.
A LOT of men actually prefer smaller breasts to the monster racks that some women have. I'm one of them, to be honest. Don't take me wrong: I do not want to reject the large-breasted chics just for that one reason. But, for one, it could work against my preferences double times over to go out with a glamorous kind, just because I'd be all nervous walking alongside one. That is not the main reason, however. Not even the fact that I'm a total butt dude. I'm actually 8:2 butt to breasts, but that's not even significant. You know, having small breasts is a blessing when the dude—here, myself—wants to give her a bear hug. Wrapping one's arms around a chic, and applying full power to absolutely crush her in the embrace is one of the greatest pleasures for any man. So, talking about a short-armed guy like me, I really want the girl to be skinny – close to bony. It doesn't matter if the girl has no breasts whatsoever. It's actually a plus, really. Wrapping my arms around the girl's thin body form, it'd be awesome to hear some of her bones crack. Breasts could be very much in the way in such a case. And that's probably why I would always want to have a flat-chested girlfriend. No offense to Anna Kendrick though.